{"id":128,"date":"2009-03-09T17:28:19","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T17:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angiewindheim.wordpress.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2009-03-09T17:28:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T17:28:19","slug":"portland-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"Portland Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Business Week trashed Portland as the most unhappy city in the U.S. \u00a0 Whatever! The Edge column in the Oregonian is asking for rebuttals in the form of a limerick contest. Very appropriate with St. Patty&#8217;s Day coming up. \u00a0So here&#8217;s my attempt&#8230;I thought about changing the last line to &#8220;So Biz Week can go to hell.&#8221; But I don&#8217;t know if that is OK for the paper. It&#8217;s funnier though \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Whine Country<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>True that Eeyore would acclimate well<\/div>\n<div>To where damp and drippy sighs dwell,<\/div>\n<div>But Portland&#8217;s gray skies do slight harm.<\/div>\n<div>Whine country still keeps its charm,<\/div>\n<div>Revealing fresh air and roses to smell.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Business Week trashed Portland as the most unhappy city in the U.S. \u00a0 Whatever! The Edge column in the Oregonian is asking for rebuttals in the form of a limerick contest. Very appropriate with St. Patty&#8217;s Day coming up. \u00a0So here&#8217;s my attempt&#8230;I thought about changing the last line to &#8220;So Biz Week can go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angie.windheim.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}